Every lunchtime, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the TV shows that you’ll be tweeting about tonight and talking about tomorrow.

The Apprentice (BBC One, 9pm)

Tonight the poor pets lose their minds over hamster t-shirts and chicken hi-vis jackets. And you know what that means… a whole load of entertainment. #TheApprentice

Second Captains Live (RTÉ Two, 9.55pm)

It’s the penultimate episode of the series and tonight, the lads chat to Tipperary hurler Noel McGrath about his comeback to the sport following his cancer diagnosis earlier this year. #SecondCaptains

Downton Abbey (TV3, 9pm)

Recovered from last week’s gorey episode? This week’s is a more relaxed affair with pregnancy, romance and, of course, more chats about the hospital. Perfect for watching with tea and Viscounts, tbh. #DowntonAbbey

Everyone’s talking about… Catastrophe

The beloved sitcom returned last night and everyone fell in love with it all over again.

From the Irish names…

To the nipple cake…

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To Sharon’s dotey Irish dad…

It’s safe to say that it’s the best show on TV. #blessed

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Or flick over for…

• World Gymnastics Championships (BBC Two, 7pm) Two words: men’s gymnastics.
• White House Down (RTÉ One, 9.35pm) Brain still a bit melted after the bank holiday? This ought to be appropriately mindless.
• Grand Designs (Channel 4, 9pm) It’s Kevin McCloud time!
• Cuffs (BBC One, 8pm) The BBC’s new buddy cop drama starts tonight.
• The Affair (Sky Atlantic, 9pm) And the second season of this steamy drama kicks off.